“if edibles hit immediately”
(via deadbanana)
google search: how to apologize for ignoring friend for two months
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“Please tell me that is your nose” - Eugene H. Krabs, Spongebob Squarepants, Season 3, Episode 47a - As Seen On TV
@ruinedchildhood please reblog this
@ruinedchildhood please reblog this
@ruinedchildhood please reblog this
@ruinedchildhood please reblog this
(via spongebobssquarepants)
Life of a Customer Service Rep.
Lmfao the pause
where’s the lie
THEY CAME THAT WAY!!
I’m stupid dead😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
(via spongebobssquarepants)
the thought of me having sex: nice
the thought of someone being intimate with me and seeing me naked and knowing what I look like that vulnerable: absolutely disgusting
(via deadbanana)
Gaga : Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
8 year old me :
(via idontgetit101)
Reaper but instead of saying “DIE DIE DIE” when he ults he aggressively shouts “LIVE LAUGH LOVE”
(via tapatiomercy)
| Me: | Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS? |
| Hooters Waitress: | Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers- |
| Me: | *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS? |
997:
karma got its kiss for me……. thats 2017 in one video
this is performance art
This is the millennial experience
i’m her imaginary bald spot
(via perks-of-being-chinese)